At the Village Idiot, we’ve got bar specials going on all day long, Monday though Friday. Come down and enjoy our happy hour throughout the day.
Dining Room Specials: 3PM – 5PM, 1/2 Off Appetizers
Bar Specials: 3PM – 7PM, 1/2 Off Appetizers
HH – Happy Hour / V – Vegetarian / GF – Gluten Free
Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy
Appetizers
Disco Fries9Crinkcle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
Mini Chicken Tacos9Served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese
Chicken Fingers11Italian style fingers served with house-made honey mustardAdd buffalo sauce... $1
Sweet Jesus Potato Fries11Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauceTopped with glazed pecans
Bodacious Tot-tots11Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressingServed with a side of sour cream
Mac 'n Cheese Wedges13Three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep friedServed with ranch dressing
Crab Cakes13Two house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade
Nachos Locos13Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapeños, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chiliAdd chicken... $2Add pulled pork... $3
Lobster Wontons (6)15Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly friedServed with Asian dipping sauce
Stoopid Sampler17Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicen tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion ringsServed with the appropriate dipping sauces
*Cajun Seared Tuna16Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Onion Ring Tower10Served with chipotle mayo
Mozzarella Sticks9Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara
Fried Pickle Chips10Tempura battered pickle chips served with house-made honey mustard or ranch
Quesadilla11Bacon, cheddar, and monterey jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de galllo, and sour creamAdd chicken... $2 Add steak or shrimp... $4GF
Steak Rolls15Grilled steak, melted provolone cheese, sauteed onions and mushroomsServed in a crispy egg roll with a side of horseradish
Loaded VIP Fries11Cheddar, pepper jack, bacon, and pico de gallo served with sour cream
Buffalo Chicken Dip15Shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowlServed with celery, carrots, and house-made tortilla chips
Sit-n-Spinach Dip14Oversized breadbowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach, and cream cheese blend
Jumbo Hot Pretzel8Served with mustardAdd nacho cheese... $7
*Marinated Steak Tidbits14Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis GF (no crostinis)
Our Famous Wings
Available in Orders of:(8) – $12 / (12) – $15 /
(25) – $28
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery
Additional: Blue Cheese (.75) / Carrots & Celery (1.50)
Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie
(25) – $28
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery
Additional: Blue Cheese (.75) / Carrots & Celery (1.50)
Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie
Boneless Bits 12
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled and tossed in your choice of wing sauce. Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled and tossed in your choice of wing sauce. Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
Salads
Garden Salad9Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppets, cucumber, and red onionGF
The Wedge11Crispy icebery wedge with crumbled blue cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled baconGF
Cobb Salad14Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado,r ed onion, bacon, blue cheese crumble, and apple slicesGF
V.I.P. Salad13Mesclun greens, grilled chicken marinated in our V.I.P. wing sauce with frazzled onions, tortilla strips, corn, and black beans
Caesar Salad11Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesanGF
The G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time)15Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecansTopped with grilled chicken, substitute steak or shrimp for $2 extraGF
Main Street Salad12Glazed pecans, crispy bacon, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, red onion, and blue cheese crumbles on a bed of spinachGF
Bistro Salad14Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glazeTopped with grilled chicken, substitute steak or shrimp for $2 extraGF
Quinoa Salad15With wilted spinach, grape, tomatoes, cucumber, chickpeas, black olives, roasted red peppers, and feta cheese, tossed with lemon and oil dressing
Dressings: Italian / Blue Cheese / Balsamic Vinaigrette / Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette / Ranch / Thousand Island / Honey Mustard / Extra Side: .75
Add to any salad: Chicken.. $2 / Steak or Shrimp.. $4 / Seared Tuna.. $7
Soups
Soup of the Day6Upgrade to bowl... $8
Chicken Noodle Soup6Upgrade to bowl... $8
French Onion Soup8
Lobster Bisque7Upgrade to bowl... $10
Stoopid Sliders (3)
*Three Stooges Sldiers13Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rollsHH
Crab Cake Sliders15House made lump crab cakes topped with lettuce, tomato, and cajun remoulade, served on mini pretzel rolls
The Little Sh*tz14Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese on mini martin potato rollsHH
Lobster Roll SLiders15House made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls
*V.I.P. Sliders16Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
Flatbreads
The Bruschetta11Melted mozzarella topped with house made bruschettaHH, V
The Fajita11Topped with grilled chicken, melted cheddar cheese, green & red peppers, onions, and riceSubstitute steak or shrimp... add $2
The Buffalo13Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressingHH,
*The Black-n-Blue15Steak, blue cheese crumbles, and arugula, drizzled with balsamic glaze
HEALTHIER OPTIONS
Veggie Quesadilla11Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini, and melted cheddar cheeseServed in a gluten-free tortilla with sour cream & pico de galloGF, V
Mediterranean Dip11House made with hummus, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, & feta cheese, served with toasted pitaV
We-Go-Vego Burger17An impossible vegan burger patty topped with lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, mustard, and sriracha mayoV
House-Made Veggie Burger138oz patty blend of broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, cream cheese, garlic, lentils, and bread crumbs on a brioche bun
House-Made Turkey Burger138oz turkey patty served on a brioche bun with house made cranberry spread on the side
Chipotle Chicken Burger16Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwestern slaw
*Ahi Tuna Wrap18Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo, and teriyaki drizzleGF
Roasted Vegetable Panini 15Eggplant, red and green pepers, zucchini, onions, tomato, and fresh mozarella
Signature Dishes
Dreamy Tortellini18Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
V.I.P. Ribs13/19Half rack or full rackServed with mac n' cheese and coleslaw
*Marinated Steak Tidbits20Marinated steak bits topped with crumbled blue cheese and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis and choice of side
Jazzy Jambalaya18Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage, shrimp over a bed of rice
Idiot Francese19Chicken cutlets sautéed in house made francese sauce served over pasta
Burgers
*Burger12
*Cheeseburger13
*The Ace178oz burger stacked with (5) strips of bacon with choice of cheese
*The Meathead1810oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
*The Burgundy148oz burger, bacon, and swiss cheese, cajun dipped & topped with chips
*Texas Burger148oz burger, topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, pepper jack cheese, & BBQ sauce
*Marinated Burger148oz burger, covered in our signature marinade
*Short Rib Burger158oz burger, topped with cheddar cheese, slow-cooked short rib, and frazzled onions
All burgers come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2.
Wraps & Paninis
El Diablo Wrap14Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions, and chipotle sauceGF
Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap15Lightly-seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon and provolone cheese with ranch dressingGF
Grilled Chicken Panini15Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella, and pesto
Healthy Italian Wrap14Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarellaGF
*Prime Panini16Sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
All wraps & paninis come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Wraps are all available in: white, whole wheat, spinach & herb, tomato & basil, habanero sauce, or gluten free. Substitute any side for $2.
Sandwiches
American Chicken Sandwich13Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel rollOn a hero... add $4
Sweet Chicky Sandwich13Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, and crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
It's the Sh*T Sandwich16Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese served on a bishop roll
*Sliced Steak Sandwich17Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast10With bacon... add $1.50With bacon add 1.50With bacon & tomato add 2
Turkey Club15Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon, and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Groovin' Reuben15Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and russian dressing on toasted rye
Philly Cheese Steak15Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions and peppets, melted American and nacho cheese
*Filet McMuff19Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, and melted swiss cheese on an english muffin
Moe16Hot roast beef and melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Larry Po' Boy17Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapemos, red onion, avocado, and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
Curly15Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo, and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic heroAdd buffalo sauce... $.75
All sandwiches come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2.
Sides
Rice4
Cole Slaw4
Tater Tots5
Onion Rings5
Sauteed Veggies5
Mac 'N Cheese5
Waffle Fries5
Loaded Tater Tots6
Sweet Potato Fries6
Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy6
Prices do not include NYS sales tax.
Prices subject to change.
Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, shellfish, or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
